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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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nasturbate:

it just got so much better

nasturbate:

it just got so much better

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

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tastefullyoffensive:

[fishgod]

tastefullyoffensive:

[fishgod]

iamtheaardvark:



Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

iamtheaardvark:

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Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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